Friday, September 22, 2006

Maybe the funniest seven minutes in the history of television

The Upper Class Twit of the Year

Last Year's Competitors:
Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith
Has an O-level in chemo-hygiene

Simon Zinc-Trumpet-Harris
Married to a very attractive table lamp

Nigel Incubator Jones
Best friend is a tree
Stockbroker in his spare time

Gervaise Brook-Hampster
Used as a wastepaper basket by his father

Oliver St John-Mollusk
Said to be this year's outstanding twit

The Course:

-Walking Along The Straight Line
-The Matchbox Jump
-Kicking The Beggar
-The Hunt Ball Photograph
-Reversing Into The Old Lady
-Waking The Neighbour
-Insulting The Waiter
-The Bar
-Shooting The Rabbits
-Taking The Bras Off The Debutantes
-Shooting Themselves

This is the rare full version with all the events. Incredible announcing by John Cleese. If you don't laugh at this, you may never laugh.

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